I feel like I would get more out of this blog if it were interactive. So, I would like to go on one of my famous rants, and then turn to you. I want to know how you are doing. It is refreshing to know that no one is living life all alone. ..
Epic Fail. This week has been full of them. The lady who sent me an empty box instead of the curlers I paid for, wins third place. Harry Potter Seven- Part one, wins second place. The ladies participating in the push out get first place.
Epic Fail #3: EBay Idiot
DEAR LADY FROM EBAY, If I pay for an item I would like to receive it. This Lady sent me an empty box. I understand having a tough week, but are you serious? I about ripped my hair out after waiting a week to receive my curlers and finding literally shipped air. On a side note my whole week has been full of bad hair days. I was just counting on this one splurge to improve my week. I guess I am just supposed to open the empty box and take a deep breath, all the way from Branford, Florida. When life hands you lemons….
Epic Fail #2: Harry Potter Seven –Part one.
Don’t worry I will not spoil it for anyone. Clearly the part one belongs immediately before part two. Save yourself and wait for the final movie. This was a sick tease. Not to mention, the kid next to us went to the bathroom seven times, I was freezing cold, I cried unexpectedly at the end, and there were countless weirdoes in full costume. Maybe the movie was not a complete fail, although I don’t really consider it a complete movie. It lacked a beginning and an end. I guess I knew this was necessary to fit all the content on film, but I still was disappointed.
Epic Fail #1: Heifer Cart- Pushers
Today at work, someone pulled a push-out. I know you are dying to know what that is, this phenomenon is one where two “heifers (as my manger kept calling them)” fill two carts with expensive merchandise then push it out of the store, without paying. I will have you know that this kind of action is ridiculous to witness because people can sometimes be so weird. I have to stop for a moment and be honest with you. These two women did not take the time to dress cute. They were decked out in plaid. If you know that the police will eventually be watching you on security footage, please dress nice.
Alright guys…
What epic fail did you witness this week?
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